Because let’s face it, sometimes you have a person on your list who is just naturally naughty. So much so, you don’t even really want to buy them a gift. But you do, and because you are on the Nice list, buy something you think they’d like, even though it pains you.
Not this year.
Here’s our Go-To List of Gifts that are sure to please…YOU.
1. Yellies are seemingly cute toys for kids.
They are activated by the noise. The louder the volume in the room, the quicker they move. So go ahead and give your sister-in-law with the perfect children a couple of Yellies knowing a full-blown headache is just around the corner.
2. Chicken Harness and Leash.
Complete with a sewn on bowtie, this gift would be perfect for the guy on your list who struts around town, with his chest puffed out. Or his pet chicken.
3. Pooping Dogs Calendar
We’re thinking this might just be the perfect way to suggest your neighbour pay closer attention to where their dog is doing his business.
4. Awesome Lollipops
We all have the person in our lives who cries and whines about everything. Or the one who constantly needs their hand held. Breast Milk Lollipops are a tongue and cheek treat for the baby on your list.
5. Golf Club Urinal
How about the golfer who orders something every time the beer cart drives by and then slows down your game by having to relieve himself every hole. The Golf Club Urinal is a great way to speed up your beer-drinking buddy’s game.
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6. instatoast
For the teenager who spends more time posing for their Instagram Story than they do the family photo… announcing the Selfie Toaster.
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7. Custom Voodoo Doll.
Go ahead and treat yourself to a custom made voodoo doll that just happens to look like your ex.
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8. Clock to retire
A Retirement Countdown Clock might say for you what you feel is inappropriate at the water cooler. Not only a statement, you too can keep track of how many more meetings you need to suffer through with said Nay Sayer.
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9. Tear-Out Letters
Tear Out Letters for the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life. The salutation says it all. Tell all of the Dear A$$holes on your list where to go.
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10. Bacon of the Month Club
Are you tired of constantly hearing about the latest food fad from your big city relatives? Give them sometime new to chew on…
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